飘去荡来
发表于 2006-6-28 11:14:00
加菲猫搞笑语录（一天发帖，今天得）
<strong><span class="tpc_title">加菲猫搞笑语录</span><br/><br/></strong><span class="tpc_content">Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.<br/> 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。<br/> <br/> One should love animals. They are so tasty.<br/> 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。<br/> <br/> Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<br/> 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。<br/> <br/> Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.<br/> 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。<br/> <br/> Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.<br/> 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。<br/> <br/> Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br/> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。<br/> <br/> The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.<br/> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。<br/> <br/> Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.<br/> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。<br/> <br/> Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<br/> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。<br/> <br/> Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.<br/> 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。<br/> <br/> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.<br/> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。<br/> <br/> “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.<br/> “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。<br/> <br/> There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.<br/> 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。<br/> <br/> “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?<br/> 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。<br/> <br/> “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!<br/> 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。<br/> <br/> God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.<br/> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。<br/> <br/> When two’s company, three’s the result!<br/> 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!<br/> <br/> A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.<br/> 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。<br/> <br/> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.<br/> The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.<br/> 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 。 <br/></span>
彩色蓝天
发表于 2006-6-28 12:41:00
还不错么。呵
jy00717937
发表于 2006-6-28 12:58:00
<p>楼上得话我不认同，</p><p>垃圾帖~~~</p>
小艳子
发表于 2006-6-28 16:39:00
穿云成雨
发表于 2006-6-28 20:38:00
晕到,名言嘛
飘去荡来
发表于 2006-6-28 22:03:00
大家学几句，那猫的话还是很有哲理的
OnlySiSi
发表于 2006-6-30 04:53:00
<p>啊哦</p>
shaofang
发表于 2006-6-30 10:48:00
顶下
懒〆^訓瀦oο
发表于 2006-7-16 13:10:00
聪明的猫
菀莜
发表于 2006-8-3 23:38:00
跟以前看到的8一样~~收藏..
与世无真
发表于 2006-8-3 23:40:00
顶人气
菀莜
发表于 2006-8-3 23:41:00
你真会顶....
与世无真
发表于 2006-8-4 08:02:00
谢过
菀莜
发表于 2006-8-4 11:58:00
就这简单两个字啊
杀猪专业户
发表于 2006-8-4 12:34:00
哈哈~
菀莜
发表于 2006-8-4 12:56:00
应该说感谢我的大恩大德
杀猪专业户
发表于 2006-8-4 13:32:00
哈哈，你已经说了，人家不用说的
菀莜
发表于 2006-8-4 13:43:00
要的..个是形式
杀猪专业户
发表于 2006-8-4 14:39:00
这样的啊~那要看人家自觉了
菀莜
发表于 2006-8-4 14:54:00
<p>就是么~~哈哈</p><p>听好话的习惯</p>