☆淘气小丫☆ 发表于 2007-6-23 19:44:00

搞笑一下～

<font size="2"><font color="#000000"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #929292; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">那天同学说，为什么身边有那么多让人看不顺眼的男生，我记于心。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">那天见到了哆啦</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">A</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">梦，我向他借了他的缩放灯。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">那天我拿着缩放灯，把</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">200</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">个符合条件的男生缩到蚂蚁小，放进口袋，带回寝室。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">那天同学心情不爽，我倒出一袋男生给她玩。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">她用狗尾巴草撮他们，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">有个男生咬了她的手，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">她把指头给他，说，你咬，你咬，我不疼。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">那天她很开心，我也很开心。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">那天我们来不及打扫卫生，她们很急。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">那天又放出那袋小的很容易被捏死的男生，把他们稍稍放大，再给他们</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">一人一块抹布</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">一人一块瓷砖的面积</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">擦吧，男生们！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">
                                                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">我们上课去了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">.............</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">ＰＳ：这是室友发在空间上的，经其本人同意，发上来笑一笑～～呵呵</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">　　　希望男生不要有意见，纯属玩笑～</span></p></span></font></font>

薄荷七星 发表于 2007-6-23 20:06:00

晕死

shenhai 发表于 2007-6-23 20:59:00

呜．．．．．太残忍了吧！

跳跃的灵魂 发表于 2007-6-23 21:11:00

想象力是很丰富哈！~~很久不见你了哦

☆淘气小丫☆ 发表于 2007-6-23 22:04:00

<p>恩，这里缺乏生气啊～～</p><p></p>

跳跃的灵魂 发表于 2007-6-23 22:22:00

<p>这个也要靠你的好伐~~</p><p>焕发生机，从我做起！</p>

☆淘气小丫☆ 发表于 2007-6-23 22:36:00

<p>我有来的，见没人在，就又走了～</p>

跳跃的灵魂 发表于 2007-6-23 22:40:00

<p>我好象也是这样的……</p><p>不过每次来都回下帖子，或者发个新的~总有人会欣喜的嘛，这样就人多起来了么！</p>

☆淘气小丫☆ 发表于 2007-6-23 22:50:00

<p>今天就发了么～呵呵</p><p>认识的人啊都不在了～</p>

蓝岩默蓓 发表于 2007-6-30 02:08:00

我要跟你所有的帖！
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