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Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

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发表于 2003-11-1 17:03:00 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like5 z4 S0 j1 {! M8 p, [) |' }9 a  M  y3 N
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Question: How can you say so?, o9 N( y! u' \' D& ]
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?% b( B- n3 ?$ s) L
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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Question: How can you say so?
  `1 U/ P0 v+ N# r6 JMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening., K6 ~/ n; F) c, [1 m

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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
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1 a6 i9 B5 L5 r0 M, ^Question: How can you say so?+ G1 ^; T: j6 [' }  x6 m
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.' L  E% z% {+ ]! d  e+ j
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?% x- ^) I! `3 T, l4 q* H
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
& ]6 i2 J! H/ Z6 \8 ^% {* v4 `Question: How can you say so?
2 g- h: n; `% Y; ^Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?' c8 U0 P1 B3 L
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.0 j, w  H; }" Z! v% |3 N5 N
Question: How can you say so?
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' J+ z4 g) Q/ u5 f% D5 zMs India: Because it works day and night......
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
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1 {' b1 @) R( K! h9 i, ZMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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Question: How can you say so?) O# Z6 }4 r2 e7 t2 n4 W; p; S; V
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft./ b/ q+ H; I( s! z8 V
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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  C+ |+ a$ U' z' j4 X' d% mQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?4 k2 Q& L! S$ h1 c" I( d
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Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu/ L! b0 m9 R, A2 n+ s6 u. z3 H
(Afraid to lose)
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Question: How can you say so?
; o+ [; i' G' \9 a* o' JMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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show is over.
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+ |6 H! \, k% t0 o8 uQuestion: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
4 Z2 T0 A7 a6 \Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.1 m' \) s- |3 c2 M, A$ V; f5 p

) C; h" J2 F8 O0 O9 zQuestion: How can you say so?
! s+ L+ t0 Q% V& CMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........% ]( u3 g; C7 r2 G" O% p
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 楼主| 发表于 2003-11-1 17:04:00 | 只看该作者
仔细读读看$ v# I. A/ @! b
你会发现很多很多
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 楼主| 发表于 2003-11-3 10:14:00 | 只看该作者
这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~

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