人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life

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    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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    性本善：Sex is good.
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    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
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    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.

    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

) \0 o& b6 H/ K9 f" H    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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    教之道：The way of learning it
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! m. y& k, ]' y' U- @7 _    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

" W9 y* }" k7 N+ p    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

    子不学：If you don't study hard,
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    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

7 T+ }# i7 ]! Z2 t0 E    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous

    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

    教五子 All his five son took it
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    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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* X, E6 P. E& M" \4 P3 ^5 g$ u    父之过 It is all your fault.
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/ g# N- ~( o+ C; Y    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,

* y  @7 U6 T, ~& k# U    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

; n2 ]4 x3 j8 H. I    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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3 L0 [/ U. g8 W3 K7 m    非所宜 but that is a real mistake

. m* @5 y' o, q& o    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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/ a7 U: V+ Q. y+ \  g3 j! d    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

# h- Z1 l2 v4 T. k) m    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

; u. i8 q, J5 g    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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    人不学 If you don't learn sex,
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, n' |% x4 ^9 Y. T8 h6 V    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。