开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
9 W( x7 f  ]" q老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
- A7 C4 t1 u/ \* C% L汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
6 t) R: z" Q6 k4 G2 iDID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
' P& J/ S% e( C5 Mand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
# b3 J; ^! h8 U+ G' P附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
2 I9 }& N$ o: i" J2 A9 k4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
% z: q7 P. f% h4 K' A一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
$ p4 S" d5 V# `. {& A+ W5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
7 D/ ]( B# K0 J5 o, z3 z“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
5 \$ s* L/ p, C' Z一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
& B6 R: K& |7 L- s) _& s( E7 }5 L4 SSusie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
4 a# q( q" w6 c/ W苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
: o; O9 u6 l& f+ I8 l, j0 c7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
  P# X+ W# E3 |3 j: `$ q7 M, m. u  j0 U好孩子
$ u; J& Z* y$ T1 _& b/ ~9 e小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
2 V7 S# U0 l- f! a1 k% `3 S“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
0 c. w5 o8 {4 m8 T1 k6 h“她是个卖糖果的。”
: e; l% N$ f+ F) P8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
8 l2 b6 [! g3 u0 }! Q5 R. g“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
2 W% P+ d8 n4 c. [7 Q  o3 I$ b“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
) m$ l+ m; e& W+ v+ W1 v1 N“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
& Z  A( Q, L+ [4 [  o伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
  n. q9 _8 S: d" n* o- ?“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
1 U  e- a5 m: ~9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
0 |2 M2 v6 V  T: t! {: c! YStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
' ]% |3 U1 g9 z$ Q+ jTeacher: Please tell us.
+ y- r. J' z/ V: B% n, bStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
: \  k3 ^8 D7 j5 ^! ]7 t
% B0 l3 e! ~9 u: Y: k. b6 y两只鸟
" o8 ]6 T4 A+ Q7 j: ^# d( z老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
$ o9 v8 i4 V( F  W( v/ N. _学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
7 Q+ `  k+ d1 P4 ]8 B7 X8 `老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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