Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....0 x( Y8 Z$ U/ l" |+ f) C
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
/ o8 |# ~5 k# K. f Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed" B# n1 j- h- q6 s
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
; Q, [4 C) L0 D, f) \4 w Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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! ?+ S5 H. X. ~ E4 ^! Q Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
. m5 y9 c% O( ?- F Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer5 A: h. j* l) P# Z7 H
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
. |5 x% h; W( Q Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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+ v9 H1 t5 X, @' Y Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
. ?$ [# J4 h& P7 p# n1 Q9 I- e Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
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) e* u) R3 Y* z Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
" K/ j# Z; E4 e# ?% U) R A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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" o- f! }' V& c From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
/ F+ W# M# _+ [7 w Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.+ D# a/ c6 w* G
+ n4 V f) j2 d# \: _; } THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN* f. I* Q: E; ^
2 ^& b- ]; M6 R) H6 \4 R7 ~ Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......) {" `& @( q# F# _/ B
Ruled by a dick
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